SCO's only real product
Message ID: 10728
Posted By: korbomite
Posted On: 2003-06-04 01:06:00
Subject: SCO's ONLY Real Product ...
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COMING SOON!!!! AS REPORTED IN SLASHDOT!:
The SCO Group is proud to announce the latest product in its family of
software products. "LawsuitClusterFuck(tm)" uses advanced SCO
technologies to send out threatening letters to random businesses
harvested from the internet.
"It's a great day for the internet, open source and business!"
proclaimed SCO spokesperson Charles F. Uckwad, III. "If you wanted
to send out menacing extortion letters before, one would have to
look up the address of the recipient in a phone book. Now, with "LawsuitClusterFuck(tm)"
you just need to write up the threat as a standard form letter. Using
standard variable names such as $COMPANY, $SHAKEDOWN_AMOUNT and
$LIE_NUM the LawsuitClusterFuck software will use SCO's advanced
heuristics to fill in the blanks. You'll need to hire an army of
envelope stuffers!"
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Posted By: korbomite
Posted On: 2003-06-04 01:06:00
Subject: SCO's ONLY Real Product ...
Recs: 0
COMING SOON!!!! AS REPORTED IN SLASHDOT!:
The SCO Group is proud to announce the latest product in its family of
software products. "LawsuitCluster
technologies to send out threatening letters to random businesses
harvested from the internet.
"It's a great day for the internet, open source and business!"
proclaimed SCO spokesperson Charles F. Uckwad, III. "If you wanted
to send out menacing extortion letters before, one would have to
look up the address of the recipient in a phone book. Now, with "LawsuitCluster
you just need to write up the threat as a standard form letter. Using
standard variable names such as $COMPANY, $SHAKEDOWN_AMOUNT and
$LIE_NUM the LawsuitCluster
heuristics to fill in the blanks. You'll need to hire an army of
envelope stuffers!"
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The text of this Yahoo Message Board post has been licensed for
copying and distribution by the Yahoo Message Board user "korbomite"
under the following license:
License: CC Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike v2.0
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